A Very Inconsiderate Passenger!
An Italian gentleman (and this is not a racist remark, I just want you to imagine English spoken with a strong Neapolitan accent) checked in at the desk next to me yesterday. I just happened to be checking in a pretty young 20's something French blonde at the time and was enjoying the experience!
The Italian said, loudly "You know what eet ees I have discover on thees visit to London?.........Pickled Eggs!!!"
All three, myself, the blonde and the agent next door all looked puzzled by this non-contextual remark and, as he walked away, said Italian muttered "You will understand!"
As a warm, fetid aroma wafted upwards, all three of us understood only too well!!! The cheeky blighter had "let one go" as soon as he'd got his boarding card!!!
Now, I felt my face slowly turning scarlet, frightened to death that young blonde would think it was me!!!
How unkind was that???