FAA to JAA. Please help

[Gillespie]

Hello,

I'm in a pickle. I've just over 200 hours on an FAA PPL. I never sat my biannual flight check, nor did I fly my required amount of hours this year (didn't have any money).

I want to convert my FAA PPL to a JAA PPL. I was originally told that all I'd need to do was take the air law and Radiotelephony exams and a GFT then my wish would be granted.

However, because I never took my biannual FAA flight review, would I need to take all the written exams to convert?

Thanks in advance.

PS. There is a depressing amount of wannabes aren't there? I'm doing it cos chicks dig the uniform. (that's a joke, don't get offended).