Tonight I came in from work at about 7pm. I walked to the fridge, reached for a cold Carling, went to the drawing room, picked up the newspaper and opted for a quiet five minutes.
Enter her ladyship.....
Wife :"Darling, I've got something to show you that you're going to love".
Mono: "Oh, yes. What's that then darling?" (Slurp on beer)
Wife: "It's a really lovely photo"
Mono: "Oh not of the fathers race in sports day I hope?" (Slurp on beer)
Wife : "No, look at it. Isn't it great".
Mono is handed said photo.....
Mono: (choking on last slurp) "What the ****** is this?!" as he glares at the aerial shot of his house.
Wife: "Oh it was a really sweet guy who popped round and told me that he wanted to show how nice the house looks from the air so he took a photo. He said he hired a plane specially to do it and he only wanted £30".
Mono: "Did you get his number darling or a business card (Biting beer can)
Wife: "No but I asked him to take one of your parents house as the picture was so good".
Mono: "OK darling that's a really nice thought".
I dont know who you are or where you are from. If you even dare come round again I really will deposit your zoom lens where a flash is required.....
