Q1 How did you learn to fly?
A Got a book out of the local library, read the first bit and then borrowed a friend's aeroplane.
Q2 What happens if..........?
A Dunno, never got to that bit in the book!
Q3 (I keep my aeroplane on a private strip) Do you need permission to fly?
I look around and ask the nearest person (gardener, tractor driver, milkman, stable girl, the dog, etc) Is it okay if I go flying?
Q4 You do lots of aerobatics, don't you feel sick?
A Only after 11 pints of Adnams, a couple of bottles of red and a dodgy Vindaloo
Stik