How about
:
' This is the houses lever: push it forward and the houses get bigger.
Pull it back and the houses get smaller: but: hold it back and they get bigger again.
'
keep it back and the houses get bl**dy enormous until they settle gently about your earholes.'
Should get you a 2.2 at least .
Safe flying
Cusco
(edited 'cos they left off my siggie thing)