'An air traffic control insider said last night: �Both planes were lucky not to have collided. It was very hairy, to say the least.�'
The insider who regularly sweeps the corridors at Swanwick when he gets a break from emptying the bins said 'I wasn't really sure what was going on. There are screens everywhere and they all look the same. I 've got a playstation at home with a game called asteroids which has got lights flashing all over the place. The lights at Swanwick were REALLY lighting up and when my playstation does that, GAME OVER appears, so I knew that it must be really serious. By the way, can I have my payment in cash please?
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