ponshus,
As a first posting may I say that your trivial little piece lacks style, elegance and is a tour de force of paranoia!!
Anything we can do to reduce the noise pollution of the environment for those who have recently moved to the Heathrow approaches is to be applauded and not treated in the derogatory manner which you seem to present yourself.
Your crass suggestion that anyone could be so base as to engineer an accident to benefit the local undertaker defies belief.
I wonder if the BAA is aware of your gross slander!!!
Hello??