Actually, I rather enjoy watching him make a fool of him?self. It's a pity we cat go to town on him because I was going to post...
Dear Churchall/Winstun etc etc,
you are a
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Lamer
[X] Flamer
[X] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[X] Spammer
[ ] Racist
[X] Jackass
[ ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Satanist
[X] "Expert"
[X] Wannabe
[X] Dumbass
[X] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood
[ ] Other:
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You imported another debate into this post
[X] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You posted a 'Top 10' post.
[ ] You posted a 'Religion' post
[X] You started a stupid thread
[X] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[X] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a 'Lord of the Rings' post
[X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ flame bait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[X] You make no sense
[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[ ] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[X] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[ ] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[X] You made a baseless assertion
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[X] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Read every group you posted to for a week
[X] Bust up your computer with a hammer and eat it
[X] Tell your Mummy to up your medication
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read and memorize the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[ ] Yer mumma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Go back to school and actually learn to spell something
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the site
[X] All of the above
but it would seem I can't