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Old 15th Jul 2004, 04:01
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Billy The Squid
 
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Here's a idea i'd like to put to my fellow Ppruners...

How about we set our our own tabloid newspaper. We then select our best undercover reporter to put on a gormless expression and try and smuggle something into the offices of one of our countries fine tabloid newspapers....

...something they have actively banned

...something they search all who enter the building for to make sure it can never sully their publications

I am of course talking about....THE TRUTH.

What we do is try and smuggle the truth into one of their offices and have our picture taken with it. We then publish it on the front page of our paper with the pretence of giving a flying stuff about our readership and pretending to be the champion of the people for exposing this 'in the interests of the public' (all the while blocking out the cold realisation that we are in fact putting people out of working by keeping a bruised and battered industry on it's knees just to sell a few extra papers)

Who's with me?????
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