Churchall,
You say you could teach 12th Graders in two weeks to be better controllers than the current crop?
Thats quite a claim! Perhaps you should indeed contact Airservices with a tender.
With that type of ability you would be handsomely rewarded.
You are obviously a highly experienced Air Traffic Controller across all of the procedural, radar and tower disciplines, and a miracle imparter of knowledge to boot!
How did you rise to be such a success?
What is your latest ATC experience?
We are all dying to know, because we know you wouldn't post here on the Professional Pilots forum without some facts to back you up.
Otherwise of course you would have zero credibility in your claims.
Isn't that right?