An Offense Against Public Decency
Tsk, tsk, so the Planet Destroying Mystery Helicopter Landings are occurring down under, too, as well as in the USA. Pity those alien beings have to desecrate sacred ground so flagrantly; thank goodness we have rabid mad-dog Rambo-clone police swat teams in both hemispheres to pursue the evildoers. What gall! To land a helicopter on public or private lands so far from persons and property that the near-victims can only say:
"Who was that masked man?"