Hear, hear.
Lift your game. What the hell were you thinking? It was late afternoon, and you were still only on 4 down? You should have at least 8 excuses ready to deny clearances. World's best? I don't think so! You earn $235,000 a year, and you LOWERED yourself to even reply to a VFR. Tsk tsk.
Oh, colostomy bags- another thing to put in the claim.
Coffee, anyone?