Tell you what TR, I might be tempted, the chairs here don't half hurt your bum on nights. And I don't get a fry on a Sunday morning! Still, at least the trouble'n'strife recognises me now!
But you never know, I might just call my good buddy Stevie P over at HR.
PS I hear you've got a nice short form to fill in after you've trained a new monkey for 20 minutes, speaking of which, give the chimp a banana on me.