It’s Dick's Secretary, Jane, here. Dick has asked me to advise that at the present time he’s climbing in Switzerland and can’t get access to the internet. He does actually have other interests! When he’s in contact again, he will comment on this thread.
Oh, spare me. Not only does Dick read pprune but so does his secretary!
Secretary, a bit ol' fashioned isn't Dick. Surely Jane is more of a PA rather than a secretary.
Next we'll have media monitors for pprune. Hang on a sec. I might start my own business monitoring the internet on behalf of self-indulgent millionaires, no, make that
self-indulgent multi-millionaires.
Can't get access to the internet in Switzerland - I don't believe that for a moment