Who has lifelines number!
Seriously, I will give him 40 cents for the call.
Capt: Folks we are now being vectored around Lord Biscuit as he and his royal family make an approach to one of the 400 runways around he. Interesting to note folks, that he is in a single engine glider and that we must give way up here. Relax we will be landing in 5 hours.
PUT IN A BLOODY FLIGHT PLAN AND READ YOUR AIP, ERSA and NOTAMS. ARE YOU A PILOT, AIRTRAFFIC CONTROLLER or a PAIRTRAFFCONTROLFREAK.
If he confidently believed he and his family were in danger he would of REQUIRED RE-ROUTING after declaring an emergency.