Non smoking and smoking rest rooms.
The smoking room has a wooden chair.
The non smoking room is air conditioned, has 3 couches, 2 colour TVs, video (we used to have satellite until SKY found out we were using a card which they had neglected to cancel when the subscriber upgraded

), fully equipped kitchen, and bottled water coolers.
The only thing we pay for is £2.50 per month for unlimited supplies of tea and coffee.
You're not from the Inland Revenue are you Don?