Your all missing the point chaps! If Red 1 was captured in Iraq the boys in balaclavas would still chop his head off! What are our armed forces for? Yes the Reds are great, professional, among the best in the world blah blah, but we once had an empire, we once had lots of things and when the cash is tight they are becoming a luxury we cannot afford. Then again maybe they could nip out to Fallujah and win hearts and minds with a few diamond nines and synchro pair routines!! Mind you where would they live - i guess they would have to stay in Bahrain cos the hotels in Iraq wouldn't be good enough!
I'm sure they represent everything that's good about the UK - white, male mainly heterosexual (although the ones i've met make that debateable!), not disabled (well physically anyway) and tory voters!!! Hoorah!
Trust my comments will be taken by you all as they are intended!