What is a 'Grand Slam' (and which is more likely)
a) Tim Henman winning Wimbledon, US Open, French Open and Oz Open.
b) Colin M'ntgumerie winning THE Open, US Open, Masters etc
c) England Rugby team winning....a game?
d) Suffering an adverse reaction to a piece of Haloumi cheese at Sylvana's Kebab. Waking up bathed in sweat, urine, vomit and excrement.