Sorry for resurrecting this hoary old chestnut, but it gave me such a laugh that I felt overwhelmed with the urge to join in :-
AGE : nearly forty
HOME : only...forty four hrs from Tulsa
TRAINING : the wrong side of forty grand
OCCUPATION : more than the optimal forty hrs a week (unforty-nately)
WAGE : jist enough for ti make the job worth it yi ken
GOALS FOR THE NEXT 18 MONTHS : To work out the following...
If the answer to the universe is forty two, what's the question?
Gosh...now you know all my secrets!