FNG,
That is the problem with these legal eagles, you turn your back on them and:
1. They get out the daggers and plant one in your back and
2. They consider themselves to be doctors!
Bloody cheek!
Anyway, 2 asprins is old fashioned now, update your manual. It is 2 paracetamols.
I'll be away from these shores for a little while, but upon my return choose your weapons for the meet at WW!
Best check that catering and their prices!
Ciao
FD