May I share this one with you… courtesy of Readers Digest
Asking his father in law, a crop duster, how his day had gone, an acquaintance received the reply, “Terrible. This morning I was up in my plane dusting a field when I clipped an electricity cable and damaged a wing. When I got back to the office, my boss tore me off a strip. Then a man from the flight authority told me off again. On my way home I stopped off at a pub and was handed a warm lager. I shouted ‘ don’t you have any cold beer?’ at the landlord. He said, ‘sorry but we’ve had no electricity all day. Ever since some idiot crop duster hit a power line down the road”