In former company many years ago the chief pilot managed to
squeeze his 707 into an Indian Air Force base near the outer marker(Calcutta/Delhi?)
He then realised that all was not well so took off again
that's the way to do it!!
and of course only tea and no bikkies for one back at base! In the same company we had a turbo prop land at a disused military field rather than Belfast Aldergrove(I must admit to the fact that i was nearly caught by that one following an SRA once