I should know, I am one of them! To help all the Brits out there I have now resigned from McD and taken up a post as F/O with a British airline. My position as four star flipper is now available for home grown British talent. Good luck with the application!
Ps: did someone say foreigners don't understand British humour?
A few corrections on your collective grammar:
Foghorn: The whole burger market has never the same since.
...has never been the same...
...I...
MJR: The're stealing our jobs type rant!
They're....
I hope you are putting a bit more effort into your cover letters. No wonder McD doesn't look at you!