Thewn there are the "I'm a proper airliner-driving pilot 'cos I use BHX instead of EGBB to refer to Birrmigoom" brigade...
Thought it was called Elmdon, myself.
Yes, names please, not code. And NEVER use txtmsg yoof-speak such as 'u' for 'you', 'm8' for 'mate', 'i' for 'I' etc, etc.