Ah yes that infamous question - "isnt it true that ALL male flight attendants are gay?"
My response usually is something to the effect of "well to be completely honest I have no way of answering your question - for me to answer on behalf of every male flight attendant in the world would be somewhat arrogant and naive don't you think?"
One chick was chatting with me telling me how she had just come from the army, and asked me if I was gay, adding that she "had a theory regarding male flight attendants". I wanted to say "yeah well sweet cheeks I got a theory about chicks in the army" but my better judgement told me not to......
