Did you try booking an award flight on CX via HKG?
Sorry, don't understand that banter....
No doubt the rather more effeminate erstwhile school colleagues of yours had the odd tryst behind the bike sheds attempting to persuade innocent new Third Formers to become 'lady boys'...??
Hmm....BEagle...BEagle....I'm sure I recall that name bandied about the refrectory.....