Strake - I am surprised, Sir, at your manner. How dare you insinuate that I am not as I am. Indeed, impugn my reputation!
It goes without saying that I have never met a 'ladyboy' but only read about such things in magazines. When one is stranded in Novosibirsk with a 14 hour delay the magazine rack has a severely limited range of publications.
Therefore, I withdraw my invitation to tell of your experiences in another place and can only trust that banishment to the far side of the Grey Curtain, is permanent.
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"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you any different." Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.