As Whirlybird has pointed out already it was only intended to be a bit of fun
Flyin'Dutch, I salute your obvious long standing in the world of aviation and hope that you can indulge those who 'have not been around for long enough in flying'.
I am sure to quote yourself 'there is always a bugger that has a bigger or more shiney one' but the question was posed out of curiosity rather than intended to be competative.
Thanks to all those who have given it their best shot.