Enjoyed your first post Monocock - great use of your mother tongue
Where not to go:
I.o.M unless TT racing on and even then expect a good X wind
Guernsey on a Sunday - the whole island goes into mourning
Wolverhampton - unless it's a Free Landing
Liverpool - well, say no more!
Kolibear, been to Ostend with the better half? Euros 1:20 for two on the short bus trip into town, some great planes on the ramp most occasions (DC-8's etc), shops open all afternoon on Sundays, good food, good beer and cheap smokes and they accept the £. Good fish market, so take the cool bag. And there's a beach subject the tide.
And does she like Chocolate - daft question