Food Riots at Swanwick
Staff unrest continues to bubble at the massive and complex ATC mega-centre as Managers try to re-coup some of the overtime costs by increasing food prices. There have been price rises of 25% on some confectionary items after being assured that the increases would be barely noticeable.
Last night-duty the chain on my oar came loose and I sneaked up to the fourth floor. The rumours are true, and I can reveal to you all that the coffee machine that serves the management suite is 1 penny cheaper than the floors below. Investigations continue..............