I was there in Zurich that day and I saw the whole thing and it was exactly like that because the capt thought he saw a hobbit crossing the runway and put his own big hairy unshaven bare feet on the pedals and hit the brakes and aborted the take off right then and there and all the sheep-bothering local in-bred
orcs down the back fell off their seats and slid up into a pile behind the cockpit door like chups un a fush shop beskit.
Choice hey bro...........
