Rockhound
You have obviously not flown BA recently..they would meet your every desire......
Recent Tokyo-London BA
1. CSD welcome
2. Ethinic welcome
3. FD welcome
4. Ethnic FD welcome
5. Post take-off announcement re entertainment,dinner drinks etc.
6 Ethnic repeat
7. Children of the World announcement
8. Ethnic repeat
9. "Howdy Folks" (well, English version thereof) from FD we'll be there ahead of schedule etc.
10. Ethnic Repeat
Peace and quiet for 2 minutes
11. CSD announcement about restart of video system because it isn't working.
12. Ethnic repeat
Meal and Drinks
13. Duty free announcement
14. Ethnic repeat.
Peace and quiet for nine hours
15. CSD landing cards
16. Ethnic repeat
17. FD "We've been pedalling fast" speech
18. Ethnic repeat
19. CC Prepare for landing speech
20. Ethnic repeat
21. "Youngest/newest member of the crew" welcome to London speech
22. Ethnic repeat
23. FD "Sorry we have to wait because no ones on the gate" speech
24. Ethnic Repeat
25.FD (Proudly) " Got you here 30 seconds early Doors to Manual stay seated" speech.
26. Ethnic Repeat
Surely that's enough for anyone....!!
Of course, add in a nice One-World Alliance flight to USA with Germans,Italians and French on board and I think you would be positively orgasmic.....
