WIND UP ALERT! What the hell, let's play along; it's fun.
As Aerosmith says the rules have changed and being married to a Dane is not enough to get a residence permit.
I for one would love to be a fly on the wall when you call any chief pilot and tell them the story you've told here, Tekel.
Just to see if he keeps a straight face or if he actually laughs out loud.
"Excuse me, I know nothing about your country but would you let me be a captain and fly your aeroplane around? I'm not sure if I actually want to work for you or whether I will take up a position in an airline......"
Maybe you're just very naive.