On the plus side, this was the first genuine belly laugh I've ever got out of the Northcliff Melville Times. Imagine how miserable it must be to be a journo, limited to stories of where dogs can and cannot crap, which trees have been cut down and poor buggers with sensitive hearing living on top of mountains. I'm surprised we didn't hear him complaining when that helicopter crashed on his mountain last year
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Of course, if this chap has the sort of view where he can see JIA, I will happily take the property off his hands, at a sizeable discount of course. Can't have Boeings giving pax special views of the city disturbing my beauty sleep.