Come on people!!
You all know you cant be a pilot, thats just to cliche! For starters your have to be rich and have to be totally up yourself at the same time. If you want to pull the ladies, you have to be, and this is coming from personal experience, some mine and some my mates:
1) a bee keeper
2) the guy who paints the lines on the highway (usually only works in central oz or somewhere next to no where)
3) the guy who paints the poles on the side of the high way (ditto)
4) the guy who screws on the reflective discs onto the poles your mate just painted!!
5) totally wasted so that everyone looks attractive regardless of what you just told them!