Actually, Wiz, yes I did get every job first time. I've been lucky? Or prepared? Or qualified? Or suitable? I woulld suggest the latter, not that it's relevant. Nor does it make me a w@nker as you so eloquently put it.
But my point for a long time has been that NOT everyone is cut out to be an airline pilot, just because they want to be one, or feel that they are somehow owed the position. YOUR pilots, ditzy, have been rejected by other operators. They now have the tumerity to tell those other operators that their recruiting processes are flawed, and that they are in fact, superior pilots. This combined with the fact that they now are prepared to undercut those pilots whose jobs they seek.
It would make me veeeerrrrrryyyy nervous if I were to fly with your airline. So should you be.