Cape Flying Services...south Africa

[Gunship]

Dear Mr Todd,

You succesfully gave 5 out of 6 students that we send to you a PPL.

We clearly told you only three will make it

Now I have to teach 5 to fly helicopters. They also say "goeie more" "hoe gaan dit " etc ...

They love pap and hate rice.

They want to go back for CPL's at their own cost.

I send you my invoice as soon as possible but it will be Le 1 000.000. 00

You can pay it in installments as at today's sexchange it will work out at $ 445.00 We also charge VAT here but because they brought pap with them and a Hustler mag for me - forget about that.

So you are a bad, sad person and we all hate you