'Twas a cold foggy night, the wind was howling outside at about 450 kts i was in the dark erie gloom of my office, east bound out of glasgow passing thru the franfurt controller triangle, suddenly there was a blue flash of light and a voice was heard in both ears......a click ......the door opened slowly (against dtr recommendations)...there stood a creature like i've never seen before...about four feet tall with an over sized head and big black eyes... it seemed to be wearing an ill fitting shroud .. My heart was in my mouth , there was no escape , was this the abduction i had been having night mares about?.Then it spoke...a loud shrieking wail like a wounded banshee...DEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEE WAAAAAAAAANT aaaaaaa DDRIIIIIIIIIIIINK, AAAAANDDDD WHEEEEENNN DEEEEEEE YEEEEEEE WAAAAANT TAE EEEEEEEEEAT.
You just cant get the staff.