... and there was the evening when darling Sam brought along a 'friend' with a delicious chocolate coloured skin tone.... 'jambon noir' if you will. Rick Hatters had never seen such a choice example and had (yes really!) to be physically restrained by the boys until his ardour was dampened by copious pints of spingo... or was it cider.... time blurs the memory.
Any takers for a Barn club run for old time's sake one day??