Sir Henry, why would you even pay lip service to those ghastly Frenchie Airbus contraptions.
I can offer you a specially modified stretched Spitfire Mark XX. It holds up to 20 guests and the seats are upholstered in the hide of recently culled Dalmation.
I took the oppurtunity to have a grand stand fitted aft so that the Royal Marines Band can enterrain your guests as they flit through the sky.
It is a truely magnificent machine.
I have had the machine guns and cannons restored to the wings so you can shoot at any Oiks who cross your path.
I am prepared to let you have it for free as you have obviosly had a tough life and need a break.
Dont worry about flying it yourself as I have contracted Prince Phillip to fly it for you. One has to be careful not to have someone with a higher public status than oneself flying them.
I am forever your obedient Servent Sir
T