Henry old chap, what on earth are you doing?
Those airliner contraptions are damned dangerous things. The airconditioning alone means you could end up catching untold numbers of ailments from the commoners in the cargo hold. Not only that but I have even heard the pilot is not allowed wine with their meal!
Certainly these machines stand in the face of progress. First class is full of "self made" people who think money brings class and there is nowhere for the butler to iron undergarments.
The last thing a person of your status should be doing is travelling by public transport system and then driving the damned machine yourself. Where have your standards and morals gone. Have you gone Liberal Democrat, or worse, is your blue blood running red with New Labour. I think you need to look long and hard at yourself, before you do something you regret. Who knows, at this rate, you will probably even declare all of your assets to the tax man, not just those he needs to know about.
Forget the pathetic idea of driving a plane as any working class oik can manage that. If your daddy didn't want to support you then he wouldn't be rich now would he?
Obs cop
The 1st Duke of Praze an Beeble
Heir to the throne of Lima