Sir Henry,
You family are clearly peasants.
Why would you fly a cheap and nasty Citation? It seems apparant to me that you are probably of the new money breed.
You should crawl back to your hovel of a stately home and get a pastime more fitting to your education.
Just who do you think you are? Airline jobs are reserved for the Old School and not some jumped up little petty titled proletariate.
Kind Regards
LP