Absurd
Dear chaps of the Aviation Consortium,
I had a bit of a shock the other day. I have recently completed my ME/IR on my father's company Citation jet so I have many, many multi turbine hours and an superb record to match.
Having said that, no bugger has come and offered me a job. So I sit here twiddling my thumbs flicking to and from the Young Conservatives website and pprune waiting for a stroke of luck since I've always been quite unlucky as you've probably guessed by now.
I have an excellent background, much better than any of you I should imagine. I went to Eton, followed by Oxbridge with a lovely spell at Harvard with some nice American chaps of the same caliber. I even have a title.
Father has offered me a job on the Citation but I turned it down since making it on my own is important to me, you understand of course.
Now, who is going to give the hand I so rightly deserve?
Thanks chaps, cheerio
Henry