Gibney,
please change your profile.Truthfulness could come from experience.
I thought-silly me-you were one of these young aviation enthusiasts who deserve to receive an info from us old aviators.
I won't waste my time with childish uninformed babble any more.
When you've learned that one rarely use both hands to fly an airplane,when Porsche designed the 320 cockpit (and may be some of their engineers are gay,why not?) that the side stick is used in quite a few combat aircraft (for homosexual fighter jocks,I suppose),then you'll have some credibility.
There are a few sites on the web for 12 year old willy-wavers.You will be in good company.