Wasn't RN Wiggy's problem caused by a low level inverted incident in a Hunter, pre 899NAS Vixens? Seem to recall you couldn't tell whether he had his bone dome on or not when he was on the flight deck
Also the story of his two wigs (hairpieces), one for uniform (short back & sides), the other for runs ashore. When accosted by one senior officer and told to "get your haircut", promptly removed hat, then offending run ashore wig, and went on his way rejoicing....
