34R -
Very funny. I couldn't agree more... Though I would have to say. I would have probably laughed then replied to Banana Woman by saying "After you..." I just can't help myself!
Bodum -
I love how you got told you had nice teeth and a pax just told me I need work done! I am jelaous.
I had this old kiwi guy open and close the ash tray on the toilet door and look at me and say "How do I open the door?" Now I could have been a b*tch and said "Turn the handle - like the one on your caravan." But no... I smiled and opened the door and said "You would have better luck in here, Sir." Quick as a flash this 100 year old man says "Yeh. IT wouldn't have fit in there anyway." I was in stiches for hours! Old people can be so funny when they try.