Well - I have just returned from the pub. And I wish now to apologise to any member of staff at the local Texco garage that may be affected. But. I managed to take my own copy of todays Mirror with me - - place it in the nominated slot - - and promptly relieve myself.
I intend to do the same tomorrow - I have the entire day off and have planned a cycle ride with Mrs Welshman - and I ask you to join me nationwide.
It won't take too many to make the news...
Cheers
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