I didn't realise I saved hundreds of lives every time I went to work. Coo, lumme. There I was thinking that my job was taking people from A to B, and all the time what I was really doing was saving their lives!
Um, could you tell me what they were going to die of?
Perhaps I'll apply to the NHS as a mass-production life-saver. I'll probably save them lots of money as well!
Or are we perhaps overstating the case, somewhat, Bananas?