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if there is a journo around...copy this down,it'll make great reading tomorrow morning:

no.most uk planes are held together with bits of old chewing gum,sticky plasters,and,if you're travelling on a low fares airline,old toffees,which they'll sell to you for 2 pounds 95 on a first come,first served basis.

HMMMMM..........