Sorry FI, just re-read my post, I didn't mean to come across so sarcastic!
I tend to say "joining me / with me on the flight deck is SFO...." and make a point of saying if s/he will be doing the flying; there's usally some idiot in Row 1 who will screech "are you leaving him on his own up there?!" when you get up for a leak!
(In fact it's probably the same person who panics whenever the pilot's PA is a woman's voice!)